Eggy Story

Eggy Story
I wrote this in Mandarin, so some friends some time gone blur sotong when I mention “century egg”, so I think better I translate it.


我嫁了一粒蛋
I have married an egg,

出门的时候一本正经好像普通鸡蛋
When he going out just looks normal likes an egg

在家的时候乱丢东西好像坏蛋
At home he scattering things around like a rotten egg

做爱的时候咸咸湿湿好像生的咸蛋
Make love that time he ham ham sap sap like a salty egg

吃醋的时候酸溜溜的好像醋蛋
Jealous that time he sour sour like a vinegar egg

生气的时候脸黑黑的好像皮蛋
Angry that times his face black black and stink like a century egg

年老的时候缩水长斑好像鹌鹑蛋
When he is old shrink and got age pigment like a quail egg

死了的话应该是好像焦了的煎鸡蛋吧
After he pass away must be look like a burnt fried egg

Add one more:

开心的时候热热闹闹的好像复活蛋
When he is happy cheerful and joyous like an Easter egg


So this is how I describe MCAP, and who match this egg? A blogger egg -- Blegger